May 2013
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
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Borderlands 2. Because omg yes and life is good because of it. :D
Big holla to spoderkin, we gun play it together asap.
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No but seriously, I dont care how urgent it is, I need my 10 minutes of quiet time after work. Your problems can wait, I’ve been dealing with the problems of hundreds for the past 6 hours.
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I just want you all to know that while you may be enjoying the wonderful sunshine and traveling about to nice places, I am scraping the dirt off a man’s grocery store card so it will scan.
While you are taking a nap in the sun, I am getting stabbed in the finger with a bag of shrimp.
Also I got gum stuck on my driver’s license. Fack.
That is all.
fadical:
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
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a-beggarly-nave-beanie-bag:
I’m not the one that...
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Send me stuff noobz. <3
raised-by-rapt0rs:
idk i’ve just fallen in love...
wurnbo:
did i allow u to have fun without me
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Unbelievably happy
because I really love my boyfriend kind of a lot
and I’m so glad that we found each other, because we are exactly what each other needed. :D
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
seriouslyoccasional:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
don’t do this
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rebornica:
i wish i had a compartment on my abdomen so like whenever i have my period i just open it, take out my uterus and scrap the lining into a toilet with a spoon and then wash it and put it back inside there done saves me ten thousand pads
c3sgarden:
i really sometimes sit down and ask, while women spend a couple days every month of their teen-adult lives wallowing in blood and tears and pain and agony and discomfort and unwanted fat WHAT’S THE MALE EQUIVALENT I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO FEEL JUSTIFIED ABOUT BEING A WOMAN RIGHT THIS MOMENT YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE BIRTH, SEX IS NOTHING BUT ENJOYABLE WHAT THE HELL GUYS WHAT...
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I swear to the great Lord Jesus, if mother nature decides to wreak havoc between now and Sunday I will murder all of her children.
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
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Went outside and lay out in the (lay out? Lied out? hm) sun for an hour and a half to try and wipe these awful tan lines off of my back.
Discovered that I actually look pretty good in a bikini. Despite all those pizza rolls I consumed yesterday.
Now I get to go babysit my 9 year old cousin for the next 24 hours, and then Saturday I’m with my boy all day.
Things are pretty good.
lonelywhiteasian:
i did thing and now i regret thing
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
