What Ermagherd speak is doing to me:
TV: Take the eggplant and slice it up, placing it on the lasagna.
Me: ERMAGHERD. TERK DAT DERR ERGPLERNT ERND SLERCE ERT ERP. PLERCE ERT ERN DAT LERSERGNER.
How is it possible that I'm single. Srsly.
I think tumblr makes me so cynical.
Me: Yay tumblr will make me feel better.
Me: Oh. Look. She only reblogged that cause she has a hot boyfriend.
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Me: *search tag food*
Me: I have no good food in my house.
Me: Maybe I'll just scroll and find something that makes me happy again.
Me: Dude this feels like when I was a kid with a catalog around Christmas. I want all the things.
Me: Why is Christmas so far away.
Me: Why do all the cool people live so far away. Why do I live so far away.
Me: So I'm far away from them and they're far away from me but what is this far away thing like what is it's meaning.
Me: ....I'm going back to bed.
*Playing barbies with my 8 year old cousin*
Cousin: Let's pretend these two barbies are best friends that never get to see each other!
Me: ...D:
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Me: ......sure. Let's do that.
