How much hummus and pita bread am I allowed to eat before I become permanently sucked into my Lebanese heritage? 

  • In a big comfy long sleeve shirt
  • On Tumblr
  • Listening to Imagine Dragons
  • Just eating.

Don’t question my lifestyle, it’s fantastic.

Me: I need a new phone with threaded messaging so I can keep track of all the people I'm texting.

Me: Should probably get people to text me first.

Silly chicks in the olympics just diving off of ridiculously high places in unison and Im just here on the couch with my laptop. What am I doing with my life. O.o

College Test Question 1: How many hours a week do you spend text messaging, surfing the internet, playing video games, or listening to music?

  • Less than 1
  • 1-3
  • 4-6
  • 8-10
Me: ……HI I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM EXCITED TO TAKE CLASSES AT THIS COLLEGE AND I AM INTELLIGENT AS BALLS YES THAT IS ALL. ….can I go now?

What Ermagherd speak is doing to me:

TV: Take the eggplant and slice it up, placing it on the lasagna.

Me: ERMAGHERD. TERK DAT DERR ERGPLERNT ERND SLERCE ERT ERP. PLERCE ERT ERN DAT LERSERGNER.

How is it possible that I'm single. Srsly.

Yesterday I was at the beach…

A massive beach umbrella came flying across the beach,

towards me,

and WHOMPED me on the head,

knocking me completely over.

I then began rofling. XD

True story.

http://baybee-face.tumblr.com/post/20043084309/i-dont-understand-you

baybee-face:

How can you just sit there and play with my head? You sit there, and you make me think you like me, you text me every day. In the morning, and before i go to sleep. Then months go by, and i don’t see you. You have other girls talking to you all the time, we’re not together, and i understand that…..