How much hummus and pita bread am I allowed to eat before I become permanently sucked into my Lebanese heritage?
Don’t question my lifestyle, it’s fantastic.
The Autobiography of Maria.
Ne Me Quitte Pas - Regina Spektor
#MyLifeWhenImBored
I just looked for a clock on the page of my book to check what time it was. ….
Accurate. XD
Me: I need a new phone with threaded messaging so I can keep track of all the people I'm texting.
Me: Should probably get people to text me first.
Silly chicks in the olympics just diving off of ridiculously high places in unison and Im just here on the couch with my laptop. What am I doing with my life. O.o
College Test Question 1: How many hours a week do you spend text messaging, surfing the internet, playing video games, or listening to music?
TV: Take the eggplant and slice it up, placing it on the lasagna.
Me: ERMAGHERD. TERK DAT DERR ERGPLERNT ERND SLERCE ERT ERP. PLERCE ERT ERN DAT LERSERGNER.
How is it possible that I'm single. Srsly.
A massive beach umbrella came flying across the beach,
towards me,
and WHOMPED me on the head,
knocking me completely over.
I then began rofling. XD
True story.
How can you just sit there and play with my head? You sit there, and you make me think you like me, you text me every day. In the morning, and before i go to sleep. Then months go by, and i don’t see you. You have other girls talking to you all the time, we’re not together, and i understand that…..