Welcome to my brain.
How much hummus and pita bread am I allowed to eat before I become permanently sucked into my Lebanese heritage?
Don’t question my lifestyle, it’s fantastic.
The Autobiography of Maria.
I just looked for a clock on the page of my book to check what time it was. ….
Me: I need a new phone with threaded messaging so I can keep track of all the people I'm texting.
Me: Should probably get people to text me first.
Silly chicks in the olympics just diving off of ridiculously high places in unison and Im just here on the couch with my laptop. What am I doing with my life. O.o
College Test Question 1: How many hours a week do you spend text messaging, surfing the internet, playing video games, or listening to music?
TV: Take the eggplant and slice it up, placing it on the lasagna.
Me: ERMAGHERD. TERK DAT DERR ERGPLERNT ERND SLERCE ERT ERP. PLERCE ERT ERN DAT LERSERGNER.
How is it possible that I'm single. Srsly.
A massive beach umbrella came flying across the beach,
and WHOMPED me on the head,
knocking me completely over.
I then began rofling. XD