Welcome to my brain.
TV: Take the eggplant and slice it up, placing it on the lasagna.
Me: ERMAGHERD. TERK DAT DERR ERGPLERNT ERND SLERCE ERT ERP. PLERCE ERT ERN DAT LERSERGNER.
How is it possible that I'm single. Srsly.
Going to watch Kick Ass on Netflix on this wonderful evening. Daylight Savings matters not. I’ll be up.