College Test Question 1: How many hours a week do you spend text messaging, surfing the internet, playing video games, or listening to music?

  • Less than 1
  • 1-3
  • 4-6
  • 8-10
Me: ……HI I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM EXCITED TO TAKE CLASSES AT THIS COLLEGE AND I AM INTELLIGENT AS BALLS YES THAT IS ALL. ….can I go now?

Using magic to fight is manly.

Today was good. My friend came over and we played Fable 3, then ate a crapload of pie and played Left 4 Dead and Fear 3. Now I’m exhausted. I’m ready to get in comfy clothes, and curl up on the couch to play Portal and perhaps some Minecraft.

Holy crap. I really am a nerd. o.O